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Hibari Kyouya
15 December 2008 @ 09:45 pm

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Hibari Kyouya
17 November 2008 @ 08:43 pm
While we are staying at this hotel, anyone who comes near my hotel room will meet the same fate as Sasagawa Ryohei.

Unless I really hate you or don't know you. Then I'll just bite you to death. If you are room service, leave my food at the door, knock the door and run.
Hibari Kyouya
13 November 2008 @ 08:22 pm
Step One: Personify Namimori into a couple that has the same name.
Step Two: Bite Rokudo Mukuro to death.
Step Three: ??????
Step Four: Profit.
Hibari Kyouya
06 October 2008 @ 07:07 pm
I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I am Namimori.

Namimori does not sleep. I would not be Namimori's knight if I allowed myself to age ten years by what is going on. That's why I have not.
Hibari Kyouya
19 September 2008 @ 06:41 pm
Hibunny bit me and is gone now. I don't tolerate that from animals. That is not an invitation for you to return, Hibird.

Despite being pirates and despite it being Talk Like a Pirate Day, if I catch anyone using the words "swashbuckle", "scallywag" or "shiver", "me" and "timbers" used in sequential order, I will personally bite them to death. Pirates are against the rules.
Hibari Kyouya
14 September 2008 @ 01:08 am

I feel better and won't have to enter there again.

I also destroyed the other bar next door, the movie theater across the street and Italian Restaurant.
Hibari Kyouya
08 September 2008 @ 01:27 pm

Would the person who is fooling with my icons immediately bite his or herself to death and dispose of your own body? While your actions were unacceptable, you're not worth the time it takes to kill you or to clean up. This is not a request.

Hibird got dirty again from the rain and I expect that the Official Feather Cleaner will attend to that immediately. Dino Cavallone.

I have sorted bounties in order of priority. Starting with a certain Sawada Tsunayoshi followed by someone who continuously breaks the obscene eyebrow rule.
Hibari Kyouya
01 September 2008 @ 08:37 pm
1) You haven't been impressing me lately.
2) You infuriate me more than anyone else.
3) You've been singing off-key over the past couple days.
4) You still blaspheme Namimori's name.
5) I'm coming after you with a pair of tweezers.
6) The fact that you haven't been bitten to death yet only makes you more interesting.
7) This is what alcohol does to birds.
8) I could beat you even with a broken collarbone.
9) I'm banning you from my journal.
10) The only one worth my time. Not too small and not too big. Just great.
11) I will bite you to death

I did eleven and they're not all people.
Hibari Kyouya
28 August 2008 @ 06:51 pm

The only good things about winter islands are the following:
-I now have custody of a new subordinate. She is named Penguari.
-It's quiet here and there isn't much mingling.
-Snow is a natural icepack.
Hibari Kyouya
25 August 2008 @ 02:01 pm
I am currently extremely irritable due to a lack of sleep last night. If I am to hear "This Little Piggy" again, I will bite to death three people for every piggy that goes or refrains from shopping as well as any piggy that eats or goes hungry. However, for every piggy that goes all the way home squealing an herbivorous porcine cry, I will bite five people to death. Act accordingly.

I am providing an example. This is a quick way to get yourself bitten to death. I do not tolerate the desecration of Namimori's name. Not even the Namimori Anthem on repeat several times could make this all right.

If I find myself as a female one more time, I'm holding the first person I see personally responsible and there will be punishment.

I met up with Gon from the Sweet Death Crew last night for a fight. It did not end predictably, or at all so we will have to finish on a future date. Your tactic will only work once and I expect a rematch.
Current Mood: predatory