Hibari Kyouya

While we are staying at this hotel, anyone who comes near my hotel room will meet the same fate as Sasagawa Ryohei.



Unless I really hate you or don't know you. Then I'll just bite you to death. If you are room service, leave my food at the door, knock the door and run.

Step One: Personify Namimori into a couple that has the same name. ✔
Step Two: Bite Rokudo Mukuro to death.
Step Three: ??????
Step Four: Profit.

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I am Namimori.



Namimori does not sleep. I would not be Namimori's knight if I allowed myself to age ten years by what is going on. That's why I have not.

Hibunny bit me and is gone now. I don't tolerate that from animals. That is not an invitation for you to return, Hibird.

Despite being pirates and despite it being Talk Like a Pirate Day, if I catch anyone using the words "swashbuckle", "scallywag" or "shiver", "me" and "timbers" used in sequential order, I will personally bite them to death. Pirates are against the rules.

I feel better and won't have to enter there again.

I also destroyed the other bar next door, the movie theater across the street and Italian Restaurant.

Would the person who is fooling with my icons immediately bite his or herself to death and dispose of your own body? While your actions were unacceptable, you're not worth the time it takes to kill you or to clean up. This is not a request.

Hibird got dirty again from the rain and I expect that the Official Feather Cleaner will attend to that immediately. Dino Cavallone.

I have sorted bounties in order of priority. Starting with a certain Sawada Tsunayoshi followed by someone who continuously breaks the obscene eyebrow rule.

1) You haven't been impressing me lately.
2) You infuriate me more than anyone else.
3) You've been singing off-key over the past couple days.
4) You still blaspheme Namimori's name.
5) I'm coming after you with a pair of tweezers.
6) The fact that you haven't been bitten to death yet only makes you more interesting.
7) This is what alcohol does to birds.
8) I could beat you even with a broken collarbone.
9) I'm banning you from my journal.
10) The only one worth my time. Not too small and not too big. Just great.
11) I will bite you to death


I did eleven and they're not all people.

The only good things about winter islands are the following:
-I now have custody of a new subordinate. She is named Penguari.
-It's quiet here and there isn't much mingling.
-Snow is a natural icepack.

I am currently extremely irritable due to a lack of sleep last night. If I am to hear "This Little Piggy" again, I will bite to death three people for every piggy that goes or refrains from shopping as well as any piggy that eats or goes hungry. However, for every piggy that goes all the way home squealing an herbivorous porcine cry, I will bite five people to death. Act accordingly.

I am providing an example. This is a quick way to get yourself bitten to death. I do not tolerate the desecration of Namimori's name. Not even the Namimori Anthem on repeat several times could make this all right.

If I find myself as a female one more time, I'm holding the first person I see personally responsible and there will be punishment.

I met up with Gon from the Sweet Death Crew last night for a fight. It did not end predictably, or at all so we will have to finish on a future date. Your tactic will only work once and I expect a rematch.

It's come up enough. Memorize this. There will be a quiz.

All failures will be bitten to death and any bounties will be collected.

The ocean is being changed to the Namimori Sea and this is its anthem.

I purchased a Rainbow Science Toy and it reminded me of all of you herbivores. Pointless. Yet entertaining when pushed down the stairs.

Twelve e-cards.

If I get one more, I will bite you to death. I'm also in no mood to talk to you so the same applies if you comment to me or talk to me.


((OOC: I know I said I was going to be away but don't question me or I will bite you to death.))

With all these bounty posters and misbehaving pirates out there, I think a career as a marine will suit the head of the Disciplinary Committee better than one as a pirate.

Step out of line and I'll bite you to death. Unless you're Dino Cavallone in which case, I'll kill you.

I finished the S.S. Namimori II and this thought it would be okay to sit on it.

His name is Hihog and I'm training him to bite.

Hibird is still missing. He's been seen around but still gone. If I find out someone has been keeping him this whole time, I will enjoy biting the perpetrator to death. I haven't heard the Namimori Anthem in days and I'm getting irritable.

The S.S. Namimori has sunk so building a new ship is necessary.

Spin-the-Bottle is inane.

Dino Cavallone and Mukuro Rokudo are missing and I can't find Hibird. There is no icon or emoticon I can use to show, on a journal, how this affects my mood.

If Hibird is with either of them, I will bite anyone I see in the next twenty-four hours to death. If he is with you, expect to die.

My picture is better.

If anyone gets in my way in the next seventy-two hours, their ship will be sunk immediately.

-Feed Hibird
-Teach Hibird the proper use of tonfa.
-Teach Namimoribird2 and Namimoribird3 to sing the Namimori Anthem. (Will have to find a replacement for Namimoribird1 after three-quarter-turn incident due to a sour note.)
-Bite the following people to death:
      ~Mukuro Rokudo (Death by tonfa or mattress.)
      ~Dino Cavallone (Missing in action.)
      ~powah_punch (This is unacceptable.)
      ~Miscellaneous herbivores.
-Kill the following:
      ~Nami (Death by tonfa.)
-Fix the S.S. Namimori.
-Ensure the proper behavior, conduct and grammar within the ocean.
-Sink some more ships.
-Ban all people with unnatural colored hair from my journal.
-Receive a high bounty.
-Become the pirate king.
-Return to Namimori.